SOOO kids, apparently there is another mer in the world who texts “teh teh teh teh teh teh”…or at that’s what some compulsive liar essentially told me yesterday. You don’t get me confused with other people. It just doesn’t happen. People mistake other people for me, not the other way around. To preface this mini rant, let me just say that liars are the scourge of the earth. They should be tickle tortured until they wet themselves, then tied to a pole for everyone to point and laugh at. Kind of like what they did to Bart in the Simpsons movie.
White lies are ok, like telling small children you don’t have any gum, when you like, have a whole pack in your back pocket. When Craig was growing up, his mom would only let him have ½ a stick of gum. So now he tears his gum in half because as he says, “I was trained by a crazy woman.” See, even a crazy woman knows the difference between white lies and real ones. Certain people need to take note.
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