Mustache Monday Vol. 13 part 2

OHHHH The Edge. As most people know, Mer is the biggest U2 fan EVER. I just think they're ok. Well, better than ok, they're great but I'm not rabid. I'll tell ya what, though. That The Edge guy sure does have a comely mustache.

Observe:

BABY CARROT NARWHAL

63 hot dogs ain't half bad.

And I was there, on the avenue, at Coney Island. There were a lot of championship mustaches in attendance, which I shall explore later, perhaps. Later, on the boardwalk, I ate a hot dog superfast, to see what it felt like. It was shitty.

Mustache Monday Vol. 5

Happy Mustache Monday!

Saturday was the 25th Annual Mermaid Parade in Coney Island, Brooklyn, USA. I had an amazing time, feasted my eyes on all the lovely costumes and danced my ass off to this band : http://www.mamadigdown.com/index.html

And now, a selection of Saturday's Merstaches!

ohmygod SHOES.

If you live in New York City, you've no doubt seen the ubiquitous Tory Burch flat. Gracing the feet of women of all ages and backgrounds, but mostly young, affluent or social-climbing white women.

I fucking hate those shoes. They're butt ugly, b!


But peep out what I found to give a big middle finger to the Burchtards.....

the "Cash" flat by Wanted. It's like $40 on their website, but I got mine for $19.99, see. Which is a lot more charming than the $195 those betches shell for the T.B. Ungh!

photo: Francy Jones, feet: mines

west virginia weekendz

( cleek to make eet beeg)

pre mustache warm-up

this weekend I'm going to...

i'm tewtelly sexcited!!! you can't fuck with Mer's house!!!

i know, mastercard spoofs are so played out

mer likes the sea