Showing posts with label claire travelz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label claire travelz. Show all posts

Thursday, December 27, 2007

lazy superficial asses

We haven’t blogged at ALL…….

How about a tribute to Benazir Bhutto? She was SOOOO pretty and fabulous…it’s sad when beautiful politicians die…she’s like Kennedy or Princess Di…

Plus I loaf the name Benazir.


whoa! i didn't know she died. (this was at like 9 a.m. -Edit) AHHHH that is so f'd up!!!

It makes my heart break a little more with the death of glamour. JFK jr, Caroline Bessette, Princess Di.

Beautiful people aren't supposed to die...

Yeah, she was ASSASINATED. That’s so gangsta, right?

She was so freaking beautiful. Looked like Etheline Tenenbaum.


that IS gangsta. kind of a neat way to go i suppose.

on a side note. i have mad
g@s.

THREE HOURS PASS
(on the telephone)


C: What are we going to blawg about?
M: Let's blawg about Daniel Day-Lewis and Benizar (sic) Bhutto.
C: I am too lazy to do that, I am going to put up this picture of a really fat cat
M: Are you even going to "paint" on it?
C: Yeah.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Mustache...Friday?

No, I'm not on vacay. Just a slacker.


:{ <--- mustache smiley?

Monday, November 5, 2007

Mustache Monday Vol. 23

Claire is back from vacay. She intends to illegally immigrate into Mexico.

Wacka-Oaxaca!!!!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Mustache Monday (Vacation Edition) Vol. 14 (I think)


sorry Mer, I just can't not do it.


--Mustache Addict


Merlikethesea Monday

So yeah, it’s Monday, there is supposed to be some ridiculous bravado regarding mustaches today. But here is the thing…I really don’t like facial hair and Claire is out on holiday. So this is what you’re going to get…an actual, like ferreal update on my life that may give you some perspective on the ridiculous nature of my “blawgs”.

First of all, I am supposed to be “hitting the pavement hard” in search of a new job in this land of opportunity called America. However, after a week of constant house guests (love you guys) and the subsequent week of borderline Epstein-Barr, flu-like symptoms, the only thing that was accomplished was a half-arsed application in San Francisco. Though the thought of a city built on a hill with a temperate climate, bay breeze, and Irish bars galore as well as easy access to concerts at the Greek Theatre in Berkeley all sound brilliant…it is probably entirely unrealistic.

While in my sickly haze I also read Freakonomics and the first three Harry Potter books (again). My life can be so exciting sometimes.

This weekend, I am visiting the ole’ university/gentleman caller for some football game/tailgating action. Did anyone see the Princeton Review? WVU is back on top as the #1 party school, and our football team is ranked pre-season #3. Heck, that is something to be proud of (i guess), except that means even more New Jersey S-head McF-faces running around and traffic that moves slower than you can walk.


Also on the agenda is visiting the fam, which would be great if all that entailed was hanging out with my maniacal mer-miniature niece who reeks havoc wherever her ginger haired self happens to be (see above). But being as it may this will probably include all-of-the-following:

a) attempts at being guilt-tripped into church
b) being told that I am going to hell and/or
c) never going to find a suitable mate outside of a church function

It is just a little bit too much to bear. Maybe I will just skip out on it all together.
At least I am not living in my own personal sauna today. I hate summer.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Philosopher Phriday: Vol. VII

Dear Philosopher,

I really want to live and work in our nations capital. However, is only applying to jobs there defining my own destiny without allowing the universe to offer guidance? Should I be more open to options and look elsewhere as well?

Seeking A Path


Dear SAP,

There are only two ways to conquer destiny or be independent of it. One is to enquire for whom is this destiny and discover that only the ego is bound by destiny and not the Self and that the ego is non-existent. The other way is to kill the ego by completely surrendering to the Lord, by realizing one's helplessness and saying all the time, 'Not I, but Thou, oh Lord' and giving up all sense of 'I' and ‘mine’, and leaving it to the Lord to do what he likes with you. Complete effacement of the ego is necessary to conquer destiny, whether you achieve this effacement through Self-enquiry or bhakti marga (path).

Friday, July 20, 2007

DEAR CATASTROPHE RECEPTIONIST!!!



I was at the office at 420 Lexington, 14th floor, between 43rd and 44th.

It was closing time, and I was trying to decide whether to put my still-damp (from that morning's deluge) Vans on, or just wear my heels to go meet friends for dinner. It had been raining off and on during the day, and so I wasn't surprised to hear a low rumble of thunder. The noise got louder and went on for much longer than thunder should go on. I heard people screaming in the street...I looked out of the window and saw people running north, away from the direction of the noise. Running and screaming. It looked like all the videos taken during 9/11. I thought it WAS 9/11 all over again...I really thought an airplane was about to crash into the building. I ran into the hallway, saw a woman from another office. I yelled, "EVERYONE IN THE STREET IS RUNNING AND SCREAMING! THERE'S A LOUD NOISE OUTSIDE! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!" She started freaking out too.

I ran back inside and looked out the window again. I'm not sure what I was thinking. People were still running and screaming. Back in the hall, everyone from my office was getting ready to leave. We all clamoured into the elevator, like 15 people. I started to freak out when the elevator didn't start. "TAKE THE STAIRS!" I yelled.

We all ran down the stairs, 14 floors. I think I blacked out a little, because I don't remember the numbers until the 3rd floor. The sound of hundreds of people running down the stairs was nearly as thunderous as the noise from outside. I was running, and praying, probably audibly...Acts of Contrition, Hail Marys...my bare feet slapping against the stone stairs, John McClane style. At some point I started wondering what we'd find outside...burning bodies? napalm death? exploding fuselage? We finally popped out through an emergency exit, and made it into the Grand Central Market. The group started heading towards the front door of the market, and my instinct told me not to go that way. A man yelled,"GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!" I ran back towards the main concourse. I heard people saying things about a tornado, that a bus had flown up into the air.

I ran with Craig and Bridget and Christine toward the Met Life building. We ended up walking northwest...towards the library, where we stopped and chatted with some cute guys in suits who were covered in mud, (Bridget and I are going to Missed Connections them, hopefully they're not too contaminated--nothing like disaster fucking!) and had evacuated their office at 375 Lex (I'd temped in that building last year.) From the library we had a clear view of the steam rising from the site of the explosion. At this point people were saying that a transformer had exploded; my friend Jared remarked today that his thought was "they're real!?!?" Hey, at this point, I was so confused that I don't think I would've blinked if Optimus Prime started stomping down the street.

With imminent danger seemingly behind us, Craig, Bridget and I set off to the south, to get to Bridget's apartment on 14th Street. (We were right near St. Patrick's Cathedral at this point, which was comforting to me...I swear, I think I refound Jesus yesterday. We stopped in a Payless and Bridget bought me some flip-flops. My money, IDs, housekeys, telephone...were ALL in our office. We walked to Union Square and got burgers and booze. I went to Bridget's, threw all my clothes into a plastic bag in case of contamination, put on some of Bridget's pajamas, and passed out.

This morning, we went to the office like normal...there is a weird smell in the air, and about a 4 block area is locked down. I recovered my belongings and peaced out. Craig is there now...thanks, Craig..I hope your day goes well. I guess I'm going to chill today and try to get my head together. I hope all of my NYC friends are doing ok today! It's not every day that you run for your life, right???