Showing posts with label cardinal vs. hyundai. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cardinal vs. hyundai. Show all posts

Thursday, August 30, 2007

withnail & i


omg...there is a test regarding my favorite movie ever
you probably haven't seen it, but then again
you probably aren't as cool as barry

Monday, June 11, 2007

it keeps me insane

i can't handle the rooster anymore
wish i could slap a train conductor silly
with one of those damn chickens
give me a raving schizophrenic anyday
at least that is slightly amusing

Saturday, May 26, 2007

vehicular birdslaughter

:::::live transmission from Mer on the road:::::

mer: oh my god! i just killed a cardinal! it dive bombed in front of my car, as i was going 80 on i79 south!

claire: well, you should pull over and get the feathers so we can put them in our hair when we play indian princess!

mer: it was a pretty red one. good idea!

claire: it's vehicular birdslaughter!

mer: i'm gonna be convicted of birdslaughter! are they endangered? i don't think you're allowed to kill the state bird!

(she was cackling maniacally the whole time-- you know that laugh)

claire: is there blood on your windshield.. is it still there?

mer: i don't know, it hit my grille, i heard a thud.

(and then she cackled again)