Showing posts with label cardinal vs. hyundai. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cardinal vs. hyundai. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
withnail & i
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
it keeps me insane
wish i could slap a train conductor silly
with one of those damn chickens
give me a raving schizophrenic anyday
at least that is slightly amusing
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
vehicular birdslaughter
:::::live transmission from Mer on the road:::::
mer: oh my god! i just killed a cardinal! it dive bombed in front of my car, as i was going 80 on i79 south!
claire: well, you should pull over and get the feathers so we can put them in our hair when we play indian princess!
mer: it was a pretty red one. good idea!
claire: it's vehicular birdslaughter!
mer: i'm gonna be convicted of birdslaughter! are they endangered? i don't think you're allowed to kill the state bird!
(she was cackling maniacally the whole time-- you know that laugh)
claire: is there blood on your windshield.. is it still there?
mer: i don't know, it hit my grille, i heard a thud.
(and then she cackled again)
mer: oh my god! i just killed a cardinal! it dive bombed in front of my car, as i was going 80 on i79 south!
claire: well, you should pull over and get the feathers so we can put them in our hair when we play indian princess!
mer: it was a pretty red one. good idea!
claire: it's vehicular birdslaughter!
mer: i'm gonna be convicted of birdslaughter! are they endangered? i don't think you're allowed to kill the state bird!
(she was cackling maniacally the whole time-- you know that laugh)
claire: is there blood on your windshield.. is it still there?
mer: i don't know, it hit my grille, i heard a thud.
(and then she cackled again)
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