swollen eyes
red splotches on face
sushi my friends
not domestic violence
first time this has ever happened from food
(read-cats do it for me)
i would be more bummed about it
if i weren't so sleepy from the antihistamine
barry's tea needs to cool down
so i can driiiinnnk it
at least i didn't have anaphylactic shock!
surriously...firing squad?
Monday, September 21, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Batty for Bat for Lashes
http://www.batforlashes.com/
seriously folks, if you haven't heard this chick
you need to
now
speaking of folks
i should probably tell some of them
i'm posting again
maybe
seriously folks, if you haven't heard this chick
you need to
now
speaking of folks
i should probably tell some of them
i'm posting again
maybe
Monday, September 14, 2009
Monday Without Metadate
a fire's remains damp ashen and grey
all smouldering subsides
unable to sustain
burning in one place
consuming paths
all smouldering subsides
unable to sustain
burning in one place
consuming paths
in it's own to perpetuate
take shelter from the flames
before you lose your way
in muddled half life's measure
Friday, September 11, 2009
True Lyaf: Mer Should Donate Her Body To Science, Part II
Dear kids,
This summer has been super fun.
For whatever reason, living in a congested and humid city built on a swamp led to my largest organ having a total meltdown...I know, shocking. Of course, I'm talkin' about the skin!
It all started with a little fun all-natural detergent from Trader Joes. Really, I am not quite sure what I was thinking. Purchasing a botanical item to basically soak fabric which has physical contact with me all day long?! Note: when you are allergic to a vast quantity of “botanicals” approach with the upmost care. It only took me about 10 days to three weeks to discover the source of the irritant. Nothing makes a girl feel sexier than red itchy skin!
Well, once irritated, the litany of annoyance carried through the majority of the summer when I decided to attempt a massive detox using the “Clean Program” (of Gwyneth Paltrow fame). I say “attempt” because an ill-timed visit to New York City and an overall lack of will power totally screwed it up at around day 14 of 21.
This DID however help clear up some of the madness as did the following:
A visit to the Immunologist for food testing…
Allergic to: barley, shrimp, barley malt
A visit to the Gastroenterologist for an esophageal endoscopy and biopsy…
An affirmative diagnoses of Eosinophilic Esophagitis
(an allergic inflammatory condition in the esophagus, yeah)
Another visit to the Immunologist for MORE food testing (this time on my back!) …
Allergic to: peanuts (and pretty much every other nut in existence except almonds and walnuts, green olives, rye, yeast, flounder, pork, tomatoes, potatoes, mollusks, eggs (again?!), etc. etc.
Is this confirmation that I may indeed be an otherworldly being?
So, for all the jokes about living in a bubble (good God, if you only knew how much I wish that was possible) and donating my body to science…
I am donating my body to the National Institute of Health.
Love,
Merlikethesea
This summer has been super fun.
For whatever reason, living in a congested and humid city built on a swamp led to my largest organ having a total meltdown...I know, shocking. Of course, I'm talkin' about the skin!
It all started with a little fun all-natural detergent from Trader Joes. Really, I am not quite sure what I was thinking. Purchasing a botanical item to basically soak fabric which has physical contact with me all day long?! Note: when you are allergic to a vast quantity of “botanicals” approach with the upmost care. It only took me about 10 days to three weeks to discover the source of the irritant. Nothing makes a girl feel sexier than red itchy skin!
Well, once irritated, the litany of annoyance carried through the majority of the summer when I decided to attempt a massive detox using the “Clean Program” (of Gwyneth Paltrow fame). I say “attempt” because an ill-timed visit to New York City and an overall lack of will power totally screwed it up at around day 14 of 21.
This DID however help clear up some of the madness as did the following:
A visit to the Immunologist for food testing…
Allergic to: barley, shrimp, barley malt
A visit to the Gastroenterologist for an esophageal endoscopy and biopsy…
An affirmative diagnoses of Eosinophilic Esophagitis
(an allergic inflammatory condition in the esophagus, yeah)
Another visit to the Immunologist for MORE food testing (this time on my back!) …
Allergic to: peanuts (and pretty much every other nut in existence except almonds and walnuts, green olives, rye, yeast, flounder, pork, tomatoes, potatoes, mollusks, eggs (again?!), etc. etc.
Is this confirmation that I may indeed be an otherworldly being?
So, for all the jokes about living in a bubble (good God, if you only knew how much I wish that was possible) and donating my body to science…
I am donating my body to the National Institute of Health.
Love,
Merlikethesea
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
201st POST biatches. Fill yer boots.
M: Could life be more boring than sitting in a cubicle all day with no engagement whatsoever?
Like this heavy glaze has been put on your synapses
Nothing is firing through the paper mache masking your mind
Surriously. I am soooo bored.
you can search by tags, it's stuff i've bookmarked to read later.
C: I kinda hate ScarJ's tatt. O i got the 14th off. PARTY ON.
M: Party On Wayne!
We should dress up like wayne and garth on the 14th...maybe bevis and butthead, but our hairs are too long now. Laterz.
We should dress up like wayne and garth on the 14th...maybe bevis and butthead, but our hairs are too long now. Laterz.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
M: I am in such a crass mood. Being a woman is a terrible thing sometimes. I want to sew my mouth shut and sleep for three days.
C: (i just j.i.m.p.)
M: Niiice ice baby.
C: do you have teh crampz?is it the women's times?
M: Yes. My inner dragon is breathing fire too. Plus I'm real h0rn3y. like I want to have $3x and then bite someones head off.
M: That’s me. or maybe her… (Ukraine's Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko)
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