yer tuesday soap opera

Craig finds out Mer is cheating on him, sends...

Mer: that's not me!!! it's cholë sevigny!

Claire B: I got some pics of Chloe. And she uses her mouth differently…

CM: I KNEW it! it's YOU cheater wifey!

M: it isn't my fault that i'm insati@ble
God made me this way
so he can't send me to he11 for it either

CM: I lobe you

C: Mer is a

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M: ugh, i don't get it. who is that painter?

C: NYMPH
Hahaha
(Daphne and Apollo)

M: you know what they say about women approaching their 30s?
wait, do they say anything?
they should...specifically about me.

CM: how old are you? 30 is the new 20

C: 17 is the new 25. Huh huh.