M: flight of the conchords is on our blawg. totally.
C: DUDE I am blawgging about how they are the perfect boyfriends for us
M: do i get the long haired one?
you know how i love dudes from New Zealand (*wink wink*nod nod*)
huh huh. i so need to go on another backpack holiday.
C: DUH of course I get Jermaine (with the glasses and funny looking)
M: ok. i only hook up with dudes from NZ with long hair and no glasses.
bonus points if they also shear sheep.
C: “SHEAR”
M: yeah, shearing is cool.
dudes who shear sheep have muscles in their arms i've never seen before.
OH MY GOD.
C: Ummmmmm email exchange of the day?
M: that's what i was thinking. only it made my mind go in the gutter a little bit.
kind of like how dairy queen makes me throw up in my mouth a little
but i eat it anyways, you know, for old times sake.
C: I just ate this:
Minus the Wii
It made me hurl a little.
M: it looks hurl-a-licious. i want to get l@*d.
insert inappropriate dialogue for work email involving being inappropriate with NZ b0yz
C: My d1ck is like Super Size
Your d1ck look like two fries
M: my d1ck VIP
your d1ck need ID
remember the Antietam rap? dude, that totally tanked.
maybe if they had tanks back then it wouldn't have sucked so bad
it's not as cool to rap about like bayonets and Stonewall Jackson
(secretly I think it is, see my last email)
C: Man I can’t remember ANYTHING.
M: yeah, well i just had a conversation with a work colleague about
sn0rt*ng the ammonium nitrate stuff (??) that is in urinal cakes.
also, i got white out on my face, and it won't come off.
i wasn't trying to sn0rt it.
C: You are!
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