Showing posts with label teh cuteness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teh cuteness. Show all posts

Monday, February 11, 2008

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

two for tuesday: the double fist pound jazz hands

patented by francois and merlikethesea
(click to make it beeg)

Monday, October 22, 2007

Mustache Monday, Vol. 21

Please, please do your soul a favour and go see Lars and the Real Girl. It's Oscar time for Mr. Gosling, that's for sure. It's so "feel good" without being cheesy, and perfectly poignant and subtly funny without resorting to the easy jokes about a life-sized sex doll.

And best of all......

It didn’t take much time for Gosling to settle on the right look for Lars. “Those things, like I had a beard and I was shaving it off for the film,” explained Gosling. “Then I caught a glimpse of myself with the mustache and I saw him. I thought, ‘There he is.’ So the mustache just came that easily.


I'll come that easily!!! Thanks, Ryan!!!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

i'm feeling prolific. and stuff.


nuh uh.


there is a song that goes with this. we will record it for you and figure out how to upload for the maximum newborn baby panda experience. thank you!

--Management

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

LIARS PUT POISON IN MY VEINS

SOOO kids, apparently there is another mer in the world who texts “teh teh teh teh teh teh”…or at that’s what some compulsive liar essentially told me yesterday. You don’t get me confused with other people. It just doesn’t happen. People mistake other people for me, not the other way around. To preface this mini rant, let me just say that liars are the scourge of the earth. They should be tickle tortured until they wet themselves, then tied to a pole for everyone to point and laugh at. Kind of like what they did to Bart in the Simpsons movie.

White lies are ok, like telling small children you don’t have any gum, when you like, have a whole pack in your back pocket. When Craig was growing up, his mom would only let him have ½ a stick of gum. So now he tears his gum in half because as he says, “I was trained by a crazy woman.” See, even a crazy woman knows the difference between white lies and real ones. Certain people need to take note.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Thursday, July 5, 2007

thursday tea time

i could seriously use some kombucha. TOTES HUNG!
also, that monkey totally has a mustache

63 hot dogs ain't half bad.

And I was there, on the avenue, at Coney Island. There were a lot of championship mustaches in attendance, which I shall explore later, perhaps. Later, on the boardwalk, I ate a hot dog superfast, to see what it felt like. It was shitty.

Friday, June 29, 2007

claire n' craig

claire makes me feel nuts
craig turns me on
i love these people

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Wifey McMiddleton

this is Craig, we just got hitched
sorry intelligent boyz, i am off the market