swollen eyes
red splotches on face
sushi my friends
not domestic violence
first time this has ever happened from food
(read-cats do it for me)
i would be more bummed about it
if i weren't so sleepy from the antihistamine
barry's tea needs to cool down
so i can driiiinnnk it
at least i didn't have anaphylactic shock!
surriously...firing squad?
Showing posts with label i f-ing hate everything. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i f-ing hate everything. Show all posts
Monday, September 21, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
M: I am in such a crass mood. Being a woman is a terrible thing sometimes. I want to sew my mouth shut and sleep for three days.
C: (i just j.i.m.p.)
M: Niiice ice baby.
C: do you have teh crampz?is it the women's times?
M: Yes. My inner dragon is breathing fire too. Plus I'm real h0rn3y. like I want to have $3x and then bite someones head off.
M: That’s me. or maybe her… (Ukraine's Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko)
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
go OOOOObama!
So I was totally on the fence about Obama or Edwards, but after two states and this ridiculous email (see below) merlikethesea is OFFICIALLY an OBAMA grrl.
*********WARNING: COMPLETE CRAP**********
Who is Barack Obama? Something that should be considered when you make your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all Your contacts...it is very scary to think of what could lie ahead for us Here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on " snopes.Com". It is factual. Check for yourself.
Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. Presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born In Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM From Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white Athiest from Wichita , Kansas .
Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two Years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya His
Mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia . When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia . Obama Attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent two years in a Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is Quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also Attended Catholic school." Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that he is not a radical.
Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this Influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned To Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct Influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, Introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school In Jakarta . Wahabism is the RADICAL ISLAMIC teaching that is followed by the Muslim Terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since It is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major Public office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined The United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim Background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.
Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor
Will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands
Over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches.
Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential Candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside Out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States , one of their own!!!! Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading Our country?..... NOT ME!!!
***************************************************
Actually, I DID research this using their link to snopes.com and it in fact says that their accusations are FALSE.
Here is my response:
To all:
Concerning the "information" written below (sic), I would like to see where this rant is derived from. It seems to be quite sensationalist and discriminatory. I somehow doubt that a leading Presidential candidate would turn his back on the flag of the nation he hopes to lead.
Religion has been a contentious issue among presidential candidates since JFK was called into question for being Catholic. Opponents accused that there was no way a Catholic president could govern without mandate from the Vatican, to which JFK responded that his religion in no way would effect his decisions and ability to lead the United States of America. America is after all the melting pot, and the separation of church and state is a founding principle.
Barack Obama is widely recognized as a candidate for positive change, one whose message is one of collaboration among parties, not division. His record is consistent with his message, and to hear him speak, you get the feeling that he genuinely seems sincere about his commitment to the American people. The fact that he is black and possibly at one time practiced Islam is irrelevant to me. Our beloved Robert C. Byrd was admittedly a member of the KKK at one time, a bigoted and racist organization. Look at all of the wonderful things he has done for the state of West Virginia.
I plead with all of you to take a closer look into the candidates. Look at what their record speaks of and where they stand on the REAL issues.
Please do not let your VITAL and IMPORTANT vote be swayed by fear mongering and hearsay.
Your fellow citizen,
merlikethesea
*********WARNING: COMPLETE CRAP**********
Who is Barack Obama? Something that should be considered when you make your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all Your contacts...it is very scary to think of what could lie ahead for us Here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on " snopes.Com". It is factual. Check for yourself.
Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. Presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born In Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM From Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white Athiest from Wichita , Kansas .
Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two Years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya His
Mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia . When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia . Obama Attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent two years in a Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is Quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also Attended Catholic school." Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that he is not a radical.
Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this Influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned To Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct Influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, Introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school In Jakarta . Wahabism is the RADICAL ISLAMIC teaching that is followed by the Muslim Terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since It is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major Public office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined The United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim Background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.
Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor
Will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands
Over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches.
Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential Candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside Out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States , one of their own!!!! Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading Our country?..... NOT ME!!!
***************************************************
Actually, I DID research this using their link to snopes.com and it in fact says that their accusations are FALSE.
Here is my response:
To all:
Concerning the "information" written below (sic), I would like to see where this rant is derived from. It seems to be quite sensationalist and discriminatory. I somehow doubt that a leading Presidential candidate would turn his back on the flag of the nation he hopes to lead.
Religion has been a contentious issue among presidential candidates since JFK was called into question for being Catholic. Opponents accused that there was no way a Catholic president could govern without mandate from the Vatican, to which JFK responded that his religion in no way would effect his decisions and ability to lead the United States of America. America is after all the melting pot, and the separation of church and state is a founding principle.
Barack Obama is widely recognized as a candidate for positive change, one whose message is one of collaboration among parties, not division. His record is consistent with his message, and to hear him speak, you get the feeling that he genuinely seems sincere about his commitment to the American people. The fact that he is black and possibly at one time practiced Islam is irrelevant to me. Our beloved Robert C. Byrd was admittedly a member of the KKK at one time, a bigoted and racist organization. Look at all of the wonderful things he has done for the state of West Virginia.
I plead with all of you to take a closer look into the candidates. Look at what their record speaks of and where they stand on the REAL issues.
Please do not let your VITAL and IMPORTANT vote be swayed by fear mongering and hearsay.
Your fellow citizen,
merlikethesea
Thursday, September 27, 2007
An open letter to my period
Dear Period,
Where are you? I’ve been cranky for days now and am in a significant amount of pain. My stomach is puffy and I would really like to punch someone in the face. Doubling over and clutching my abdomen causes a dragon-like roar to emanate from my vocal cords. All of my clothes look terrible and yesterday I was forced to indulge in a serious case of retail therapy.
Look, I know I’m not knocked up because I haven’t been laid in a while, so what’s your problem? Don’t even think about starting tonight. I have a date with the 9:30 club and am expected to rock out to the sweet warbling of Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. I fully intend to squelch your side-effects with ibuprofen, acetaminophen and pamabrom...so don’t even f*ck with me- you oppressive monthly plague.
Sincerely yours,
Ms. Disaster
Where are you? I’ve been cranky for days now and am in a significant amount of pain. My stomach is puffy and I would really like to punch someone in the face. Doubling over and clutching my abdomen causes a dragon-like roar to emanate from my vocal cords. All of my clothes look terrible and yesterday I was forced to indulge in a serious case of retail therapy.
Look, I know I’m not knocked up because I haven’t been laid in a while, so what’s your problem? Don’t even think about starting tonight. I have a date with the 9:30 club and am expected to rock out to the sweet warbling of Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. I fully intend to squelch your side-effects with ibuprofen, acetaminophen and pamabrom...so don’t even f*ck with me- you oppressive monthly plague.
Sincerely yours,
Ms. Disaster
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
***email transmission of the day***
M: flight of the conchords is on our blawg. totally.
C: DUDE I am blawgging about how they are the perfect boyfriends for us
M: do i get the long haired one?
you know how i love dudes from New Zealand (*wink wink*nod nod*)
huh huh. i so need to go on another backpack holiday.
C: DUH of course I get Jermaine (with the glasses and funny looking)
M: ok. i only hook up with dudes from NZ with long hair and no glasses.
bonus points if they also shear sheep.
C: “SHEAR”
M: yeah, shearing is cool.
dudes who shear sheep have muscles in their arms i've never seen before.
OH MY GOD.
C: Ummmmmm email exchange of the day?
M: that's what i was thinking. only it made my mind go in the gutter a little bit.
kind of like how dairy queen makes me throw up in my mouth a little
but i eat it anyways, you know, for old times sake.
C: I just ate this:
Minus the Wii
It made me hurl a little.
M: it looks hurl-a-licious. i want to get l@*d.
insert inappropriate dialogue for work email involving being inappropriate with NZ b0yz
C: My d1ck is like Super Size
Your d1ck look like two fries
M: my d1ck VIP
your d1ck need ID
remember the Antietam rap? dude, that totally tanked.
maybe if they had tanks back then it wouldn't have sucked so bad
it's not as cool to rap about like bayonets and Stonewall Jackson
(secretly I think it is, see my last email)
C: Man I can’t remember ANYTHING.
M: yeah, well i just had a conversation with a work colleague about
sn0rt*ng the ammonium nitrate stuff (??) that is in urinal cakes.
also, i got white out on my face, and it won't come off.
i wasn't trying to sn0rt it.
C: You are!
Monday, September 10, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
Philiosopher Phriday: Lazy, Irate Edition
Dear PHILOSOPHER:
NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME AND MY BLOG. WAAAAH!
-WHINY BLOGGER
Dear WB,
I suppose your Nirvana has already peaked and descended, running along the approximate trajectory as the WB network, which closed on Sunday, September 17, 2006 with The Night of Favorites and Farewells, a block of their "signature" shows. It is pretty much down hill from here, so you might as well accept it. No one gives a crap about your "Philosopher Phriday" nonsense. Do yourself a favor, and go back to a small overpriced liberal arts college and get a degree in Philosophy. Now THAT would do a WORLD of good. Or Mer de Claire, you can just roll with your under-utilized fashion design and puppetry degrees and never fully realize yourself at all while engaging in self-destructive behavior and chasing boys that ultimately make you miserable anyhow. WOW...where did that rant come from? I mean, enlightenment, noble truths, eightfold path, blah blah blah...
-Ms. Disaster
p.s. i smell like a hippie, which must mean i am like, in touch with the universe.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME AND MY BLOG. WAAAAH!
-WHINY BLOGGER
Dear WB,
I suppose your Nirvana has already peaked and descended, running along the approximate trajectory as the WB network, which closed on Sunday, September 17, 2006 with The Night of Favorites and Farewells, a block of their "signature" shows. It is pretty much down hill from here, so you might as well accept it. No one gives a crap about your "Philosopher Phriday" nonsense. Do yourself a favor, and go back to a small overpriced liberal arts college and get a degree in Philosophy. Now THAT would do a WORLD of good. Or Mer de Claire, you can just roll with your under-utilized fashion design and puppetry degrees and never fully realize yourself at all while engaging in self-destructive behavior and chasing boys that ultimately make you miserable anyhow. WOW...where did that rant come from? I mean, enlightenment, noble truths, eightfold path, blah blah blah...
-Ms. Disaster
p.s. i smell like a hippie, which must mean i am like, in touch with the universe.
send your whiney beetching to merdeclair@gmail.com
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
***email transmission of the day***
Adam sends Mer the an AP article-
Subject: The Daily Athenaeum - W.Va. billboard declares devils
hatred for church; townspeople dislike sign
CEDAR GROVE, W.Va. (AP) -The devil made them do it.
Read more
Mer sends to Claire, and so it goes…
C: "Jesus was unconventional," he said. "For churches to be growing they need to be cutting-edge, they have to be unconventional as well. Obviously you are going to ruffle some feathers doing something so bold. We want people to understand church doesn't have to be boring."
That is cool. but they're not pulling it off very well.
M: I think it's ridiculous.
C: The "hate" thing is stupid....makes me think of God hates f@gs
M: Of course it's stupid. The dev1l hates the church because he <3s f@gs. j/k!
C: I love church, the dev1l AND f@gs!
M: I like goliath as a cyclops, winged, chicken butt giant.
C: transmish: Mos Def = David.
M: I feel so beetchy today. Want to scre@m at someone. People annoy me
C: Me too, we gotta watch Faster, P*ssycat. K*ll! K*ll! It's so full of hot girl rage.
M: GOD, it still won't let me upload picture (regarding previous blog). I need dragon costume. Added new tag "I f#$king hate everything"
C: "I need dragon costume" ?
M: 'cause I am breathing fire today. Potentially making strange dinosaur-like noises. Passer Byers take note.
C: I'm s@d1stic like my name was $@de. I delight in making people feel stupid. It's because I hate myself.
M: I don't want to make ppl feel stupid
I just want to bl_lrn them to a crisp with my
l@ser be@m eyes and/or fire breath.
I shudder with h@te.
C: Are you 100% dragon, or mostly sea monster?
M: The dragon emerges from the sea occasionally
(say once every 40-45 days)
to breathe fire on the unwitting masses
Much like the merrow emerges from the sea
to entice Irishmen who live in costal cottages
though, that aspect hasn't of yet worked out in my favor
C: That's poetry, thar. I wanna be a selkie...is that like a merrow?
My dragon comes out every 29 days.
Her name is Flo and she's a mean Chinese auntie.
M: 3 things:
1) Phycodurus eques
2) Dragon in the Sea
3) or simply "Teggie" the Welsh version of "nessie" (my name being Welsh and all)
Subject: The Daily Athenaeum - W.Va. billboard declares devils
hatred for church; townspeople dislike sign
CEDAR GROVE, W.Va. (AP) -The devil made them do it.
Read more
Mer sends to Claire, and so it goes…
C: "Jesus was unconventional," he said. "For churches to be growing they need to be cutting-edge, they have to be unconventional as well. Obviously you are going to ruffle some feathers doing something so bold. We want people to understand church doesn't have to be boring."
That is cool. but they're not pulling it off very well.
M: I think it's ridiculous.
C: The "hate" thing is stupid....makes me think of God hates f@gs
M: Of course it's stupid. The dev1l hates the church because he <3s f@gs. j/k!
C: I love church, the dev1l AND f@gs!
M: I like goliath as a cyclops, winged, chicken butt giant.
C: transmish: Mos Def = David.
M: I feel so beetchy today. Want to scre@m at someone. People annoy me
C: Me too, we gotta watch Faster, P*ssycat. K*ll! K*ll! It's so full of hot girl rage.
M: GOD, it still won't let me upload picture (regarding previous blog). I need dragon costume. Added new tag "I f#$king hate everything"
C: "I need dragon costume" ?
M: 'cause I am breathing fire today. Potentially making strange dinosaur-like noises. Passer Byers take note.
C: I'm s@d1stic like my name was $@de. I delight in making people feel stupid. It's because I hate myself.
M: I don't want to make ppl feel stupid
I just want to bl_lrn them to a crisp with my
l@ser be@m eyes and/or fire breath.
I shudder with h@te.
C: Are you 100% dragon, or mostly sea monster?
M: The dragon emerges from the sea occasionally
(say once every 40-45 days)
to breathe fire on the unwitting masses
Much like the merrow emerges from the sea
to entice Irishmen who live in costal cottages
though, that aspect hasn't of yet worked out in my favor
C: That's poetry, thar. I wanna be a selkie...is that like a merrow?
My dragon comes out every 29 days.
Her name is Flo and she's a mean Chinese auntie.
M: 3 things:
1) Phycodurus eques
2) Dragon in the Sea
3) or simply "Teggie" the Welsh version of "nessie" (my name being Welsh and all)
C:
1. "It is illegal to catch and keep sea dragons, as they are a protected species." You should get a tattoo of one! Fighting a swan!
2. that book is g@y. J/K!
3. I am Welsh too! Don’t I resemble this famous Welsh person? Har har har
(see picture at top)
M:
1. that should be a 2 fur tuesday
2. you are!
3. you resemble everyone. everyone except me. so there. i hate everything.
M:
1. that should be a 2 fur tuesday
2. you are!
3. you resemble everyone. everyone except me. so there. i hate everything.
Two fur Tuesday Showdown: Raccoon vs. Baby Chicken
So i asked my next-door neighbour about his baby chickens. He responded that a few survived, and that the others were ruthlessly snatched by some nefarious raccoons. ah man, i like raccoons too...with the exception of the scary rabid raccoon that lingered just a little to long on my front porch being all scary and rabid last year. anyways, here is the inaugural Two for Tuesday Showdown
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