p'rod from HELL.

HAPPY FRIDAY!

Natch, I'm not hatin' on Brit Brit, I loaf her. Nor am I commenting on her weight, she looks good, and anyway that's kindof what I look like in my skivvs, don't you wanna hit this shit...come to mama.... xo --Edit.

BABY CARROT NARWHAL

**email transmission of thursday: help me**

Mer sends this to Clarie (CB) and Craig (CM)...
Craig just hung up on me. tell him i’m brain dead.

CM: I said "I hate the phone" and you said "I hate you too". I am crying right now :-(

M 2 CM: when i say that, it just means "i love you". plus i'm brain dead, and all my responses are guttural and perfunctory.

CM: teh :-)

M 2 CM: i feel like @ss

CM: just think about shania twain!

M 2 CM: can shania clone a non hungs mer?

M 2 CB: seriously. can you clone one of me that isn't hungs? what if i am developing bell's palsy?

CB: You aren’t!!!

CM: awwwww!! I wish I could make you feel better!

M 2 CM: me too, teh! i think i'm developing bell's palsy.

CM: no you aren't! don't even think those thoughts! or they will start to come true!! think of butterflies!! and amoebas!

M 2 CB: You’re right. my symptoms don't match at all. maybe it is just a Hemifacial Spasm.

CB: That’s what it is.

M 2 CB: ahh! it is the galway canal swans! maybe a swan hit me in the face with it's beak. those guys are vicious!

CB: It beak slapped you?

M: yeah, and made me fall and scrap my elbow too. it wasn't the vino, it was the swan.

CB: Heh. Teh. My butt hurts.

M: it was the hot dogs. i hear they make your butt hurt, especially if you eat them real fast.

CB: Totally. BUTT I woke up with my butt hurting before I ate said dog. I think I was nekid, too…umm…

M: were you singing a tiffany song?

63 hot dogs ain't half bad.

And I was there, on the avenue, at Coney Island. There were a lot of championship mustaches in attendance, which I shall explore later, perhaps. Later, on the boardwalk, I ate a hot dog superfast, to see what it felt like. It was shitty.

Mustache Monday Vol. 5

Happy Mustache Monday!

Saturday was the 25th Annual Mermaid Parade in Coney Island, Brooklyn, USA. I had an amazing time, feasted my eyes on all the lovely costumes and danced my ass off to this band : http://www.mamadigdown.com/index.html

And now, a selection of Saturday's Merstaches!

west virginia weekendz

( cleek to make eet beeg)

pre mustache warm-up

i know, mastercard spoofs are so played out

we're snorglicious (def)

ummmmm welcome to Mer de Clair. as far as I can tell from reading Altavista Babelfish, it means something like "Sea of Light" in French, which I don't really speak. If you scrunch it up, like in the blog's URL, it looks like "Shit Clear" which is pretty cool too. I'm Claire, and Mer and I are working on this little operation together! She works for the government or something, and I work for corporate America, but despite this, we're still tewtelly sick twisted bitches. I mean, we're nice girls. We do all sorts of creative shit, but it's hard to focus, since we're both Air Signs. Like the dynamic musical duo of OutKast, we are Aquemini! We make songs sometimes, too. Someone said we sounded like a girl version of Ween. We did a song called "Don't Suck Dick in the Planetarium" but I think the recording is lost. We'll re-do it. We write tshirt slogans all the time, and someday we'll make them!

I made this yesterday :




and this today :


cheers!