M: I am in such a crass mood. Being a woman is a terrible thing sometimes. I want to sew my mouth shut and sleep for three days.
C: (i just j.i.m.p.)
M: Niiice ice baby.
C: do you have teh crampz?is it the women's times?
M: Yes. My inner dragon is breathing fire too. Plus I'm real h0rn3y. like I want to have $3x and then bite someones head off.
M: That’s me. or maybe her… (Ukraine's Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko)
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