Due to an unfortunate disaster involving Ms. Disaster, this week's Philosopher Phriday is once again postponed. After an epic and violent fall from a flight of stairs in the style of Scarlett O'Hara, Ms. Disaster's proboscis is experiencing a bit of a displacement. The patient is in jovial spirits and reports that said body part resembles "parentheses."
Friday, September 28, 2007
OH NOOOOEZ!
Due to an unfortunate disaster involving Ms. Disaster, this week's Philosopher Phriday is once again postponed. After an epic and violent fall from a flight of stairs in the style of Scarlett O'Hara, Ms. Disaster's proboscis is experiencing a bit of a displacement. The patient is in jovial spirits and reports that said body part resembles "parentheses."
Thursday, September 27, 2007
An open letter to my period
Dear Period,
Where are you? I’ve been cranky for days now and am in a significant amount of pain. My stomach is puffy and I would really like to punch someone in the face. Doubling over and clutching my abdomen causes a dragon-like roar to emanate from my vocal cords. All of my clothes look terrible and yesterday I was forced to indulge in a serious case of retail therapy.
Look, I know I’m not knocked up because I haven’t been laid in a while, so what’s your problem? Don’t even think about starting tonight. I have a date with the 9:30 club and am expected to rock out to the sweet warbling of Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. I fully intend to squelch your side-effects with ibuprofen, acetaminophen and pamabrom...so don’t even f*ck with me- you oppressive monthly plague.
Sincerely yours,
Ms. Disaster
Where are you? I’ve been cranky for days now and am in a significant amount of pain. My stomach is puffy and I would really like to punch someone in the face. Doubling over and clutching my abdomen causes a dragon-like roar to emanate from my vocal cords. All of my clothes look terrible and yesterday I was forced to indulge in a serious case of retail therapy.
Look, I know I’m not knocked up because I haven’t been laid in a while, so what’s your problem? Don’t even think about starting tonight. I have a date with the 9:30 club and am expected to rock out to the sweet warbling of Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. I fully intend to squelch your side-effects with ibuprofen, acetaminophen and pamabrom...so don’t even f*ck with me- you oppressive monthly plague.
Sincerely yours,
Ms. Disaster
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Mustache Monday Vol. 17
a mustache makes a WORLD of difference. OBVS! look how much better these guys look with them! also, I will soon be launching the Mustache Monday street team!! that's right, randomly photographing and interviewing dudes around the way in Williamsburg and other NY locations...for the um, greater good of mustache aficionados everywhere.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
two for tuesday: work v. being homeless
certainly being impovrished is terrible and undesirable
but do these folks ever get yelled at
by people full of their own virtue?
there is a very fine thread that seperates the two
currently my thread is made of weak natural fibers
devoid of any thermo-plastic bits that might make it stronger
i'm seriously going to either check-out of this
whole "real world" b.s. and like
teach english in slovakia or china
OR
i am going to totally kick ass
& be in a more respected position.
but really, i just want to have fun...
reference this well-know Cindy Lauper song,
does any one else notice this theme developing
of 80s rocker chicks this week?
i say we go with it cb
but do these folks ever get yelled at
by people full of their own virtue?
there is a very fine thread that seperates the two
currently my thread is made of weak natural fibers
devoid of any thermo-plastic bits that might make it stronger
i'm seriously going to either check-out of this
whole "real world" b.s. and like
teach english in slovakia or china
OR
i am going to totally kick ass
& be in a more respected position.
but really, i just want to have fun...
reference this well-know Cindy Lauper song,
does any one else notice this theme developing
of 80s rocker chicks this week?
i say we go with it cb
Monday, September 17, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
HAPPY FRIDAY!
Natch, I'm not hatin' on Brit Brit, I loaf her. Nor am I commenting on her weight, she looks good, and anyway that's kindof what I look like in my skivvs, don't you wanna hit this shit...come to mama.... xo --Edit.
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