Philosopher Phriday: Vol. IV

Dear Philosopher,

My new roommate is too hot! He says he's straight, but my naughty parts don't care about that. I need a roommate to help with rent, but I'm afraid I'll do something inappropriate and scare him off. How can I convince him to have sex with me without scaring off next month's rent?

Randy for the Roommate


Dear RftR,
A man who is in a state of passion, fails to consider in particular what he knows in general, in so far as the passions hinder him from considering it. Now it hinders him in three ways. First, by way of distraction, as explained above. Secondly, by way of opposition, because a passion often inclines to something contrary to what man knows in general. Thirdly, by way of bodily transmutation, the result of which is that the reason is somehow fettered so as not to exercise its act freely; even as sleep or drunkenness, on account of some change wrought on the body, fetters the use of reason. That this takes place in the passions is evident from the fact that sometimes, when the passions are very intense, man loses the use of reason altogether: for many have gone out of their minds through excess of love or anger...

send all burning queries to
mer.de.clair@gmail.com

claire n' craig

claire makes me feel nuts

craig turns me on

i love these people

L’enfer C’est Les Autre II (or, Mer stole my blog title)

l’enfer c’est les autre

wimbledon is all strawberries and cream

he fought gallantly to a fifth set

but the Spaniard proved to much for our brave knight

you have the heart of Britain

and this Irish-loving West Virginian too

God save the queen

(no really don't, she is dumb)

drunk dialing is teh awesome

1:09 am
claire to mer...

i'm straight up drunk dialing yo' ass
i'm drunk (rick james)
i'm...two for tuesdays! (in trucker voice)

loaf you! (in sweetest voice ever)

WV is Calling (for intelligent boyz)

has anyone else seen the plethora
of signage declaring, "West Virginia is Calling"
at Metro Center in DC?
http://wviscalling.com/

DC: "This is the District's multitute of hot young professional men."
WV: "Howdy, this iz West Virginia, where yal at?" *

*spoken in a country accent, ending in a preposition
love me, love my dialect

interpretation of mer's interview

a panel of squares

asking dreadfully boring questions

mer actually uses the words
"reamed me a new one"

later, she donates blood

further draining her life force

but damn, did she look hot

Mustache Monday Vol. 5

Happy Mustache Monday!

Saturday was the 25th Annual Mermaid Parade in Coney Island, Brooklyn, USA. I had an amazing time, feasted my eyes on all the lovely costumes and danced my ass off to this band : http://www.mamadigdown.com/index.html

And now, a selection of Saturday's Merstaches!

Philosopher Phriday: Vol. III

Dear Philosopher,

Why do they call them driveways when you park on them and parkways when you drive on them. Also, if women ran the pentagon would missiles be shaped differently?

Nuclear Proliferation Feminist

Dear NPF,
...forasmuch as men thus entering into societies, grounded upon their mutual compacts of assistance for the defence of their temporal goods, may, nevertheless, be deprived of them, either by the rapine and fraud of their fellow citizens, or by the hostile violence of foreigners, the remedy of this evil consists in arms, riches, and multitude of citizens; the remedy of the other in laws; and the care of all things relating both to one and the other is committed by the society to the civil magistrate. This is the original, this is the use, and these are the bounds of the legislative (which is the supreme) power in every commonwealth. I mean that provision may be made for the security of each man's private possessions; for the peace, riches, and public commodities of the whole people; and, as much as possible, for the increase of their inward strength against foreign invasions.