p'rod from HELL.

merrion-clairester dictionary

merumba - a dance that culminates in participants falling in a less then graceful fashion

mertastic - when something is so phenomenal it ultimately ends in disaster

merination - something so all-consumingly hilarious that you pee in your pants a little

meritics - a political group whose main campaigning strategy involves giving high fives

mernomics - a social science that studies the distribution of disasters correlated to the consumption of alcohol per capita

the merited nations - an international group that strives to simultaneously maintain complete chaos and destruction as well as puppies, rainbows and sunshine.

Mustache Monday Vol. 30!!!!!

Found online when I searched "Obama Mustache"

source : http://www.theseminal.com/2007/08/09/whos-for-more-senatorial-facial-hair/

Happy THIRTIETH MUSTACHE MONDAY!!!

look who supports hillary......

good thing i'm a pagan

*thanks to craig for this submission

mer to claire

bffr + boyfriend + tulips = teh awesome 29th

Internet Famoose Again...

Yesterday Craig and I met Dan, of www.jokesacrossamerica.net. Dude just spent a year bicycling across the US and collecting jokes! I gave him one of the ol' Dub Vee yucks... enjoy....

http://www.jokesacrossamerica.net/jokes/?p=336

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQCwqIYqqRQ&eurl=http://www.jokesacrossamerica.net/jokes/?p=336

in case you didn't notice.

Mer de Clair(e) is on a wee bit of a hiatus!

Basically we are both really busy and lazy and struck by winter madness. We shall return soon with a new, improved version of the site. Well, not really. We'll just start blogging again. Loaf ewe!!! --MdC