lazy superficial asses

We haven’t blogged at ALL…….

How about a tribute to Benazir Bhutto? She was SOOOO pretty and fabulous…it’s sad when beautiful politicians die…she’s like Kennedy or Princess Di…

Plus I loaf the name Benazir.

whoa! i didn't know she died. (this was at like 9 a.m. -Edit) AHHHH that is so f'd up!!!

It makes my heart break a little more with the death of glamour. JFK jr, Caroline Bessette, Princess Di.

Beautiful people aren't supposed to die...

Yeah, she was ASSASINATED. That’s so gangsta, right?

She was so freaking beautiful. Looked like Etheline Tenenbaum.

that IS gangsta. kind of a neat way to go i suppose.

on a side note. i have mad g@s.

THREE HOURS PASS
(on the telephone)

C: What are we going to blawg about?
M: Let's blawg about Daniel Day-Lewis and Benizar (sic) Bhutto.
C: I am too lazy to do that, I am going to put up this picture of a really fat cat
M: Are you even going to "paint" on it?
C: Yeah.

Mustache...Friday?

No, I'm not on vacay. Just a slacker.


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Philosopher Phriday: Vol. XIV

Dear Philosopher,

So I haven’t read the Mitchell Report, the most definitive document to date regarding the use of steroids and human growth hormone among professional baseball players. However, I cannot help but be dismayed by the players that tamper with the purity of such a graceful sport. Crap, even the minute amount of players with Boston Red Sox affiliation is discounted due to Mitchell’s association with the club.

Is this a large-scale blow to our beloved national pastime, a McCarthyesque witch hunt, or merely another baseball-related list to prolong the men of America from “blowing their load”?

Disillusioned Ethical Avid Fan

Dear DEAF,

Winning is only possible is you are able to risk losing, just as wisdom is only possible if you are able to admit ignorance.*

*From: “Baseball and Philosophy: Thinking Outside the Batter's Box” by Eric Bronson

birfday thirfday

Happy Birthday, Steve. I love ya!

Mustache Monday Vol. 28

So, I was watching the TV at Alison's sweet new apartment this weekend...and I caught an episode of I Love Lucy. Episode 12 of Season 2, specifically, entitled "Lucy's Show-Biz Swan Song." This 1952 episode features a newly "expectant" Lucy trying to get in on Fred, Ethel, and Ricky's barbershop quartet number, with the usual uproarious results. The mustaches that the foursome sport are the really nice, black Olde Timey turn-of-the century type. As I couldn't find a photo anywhere, I've recreated the scene to the middle-range of my ability.

AWESOME NEWS IN MUSTACHE LAND!!! NEW SITE LAUNCHING!!

(as soon as I get my shit together)

http://www.justanothermustachemonday.com/(or, JAMM for short)

Until then, please continue to visit us here at Mer de Clair(e) for your weekly 'stache fix!

Mustache Monday (Tuesday Edition Vol. 3) Vol. 27